[愚人节恶搞段子]愚人节英文恶搞祝福短信

preacher: why? what did he do to you?
　　神父：为什麽?他对你做了什麽吗?
　　girl: he touched my breast.
　　女孩：他……他摸我的胸部
　　preacher: you mean like this? (the guy did it.)
　　神父：你是说像这样子吗?(神父伸手摸女孩的胸部)
　　girl: (a little shy from the touch) yes.
　　女孩：(因为神父的举动而有一些害羞)嗯……是的
　　preacher: that“s no reason to call him that.
　　神父：只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊
　　girl: but he also took off my cloth.
　　女孩：但是……他又把我的衣服脱掉……
　　preacher: you mean like this? (he did it again.)
　　神父：你是说像这样子吗?(神父动手脱掉女孩的衣服)
　　girl: yes, that“s what he did.
　　女孩：是的，是这样子没错
　　preacher: that“s still no reason to call him that.
　　神父：可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊
　　girl: and he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
　　女孩：然後……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面……
　　preacher: (evil laugh...) you mean like this? (and you-know-what)
　　神父：(*笑貌)你是说像这样子吗?(神父和女孩就那个那个了)
　　girl: (after a few minutes...) ugh... yeah, that“s what he did...
　　女孩：(数分钟後)喔……是的……就是这样子………
　　preacher: my dear girl, that“s still no reason to call him a...
　　神父：我亲爱的孩子，就算是这样你还是没有理由骂他「你这个………」

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